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October 13, 2002

I hate L.A.

I'm tired of SoCal. I'm tired of small crappy houses that cost a quarter of a million bucks. I'm tired of LA's shallow shitheads. I'm sick of freeway traffic. I'm sick of smog. I'm sick of people getting shot ALL THE TIME.

I like Chicago. I like weather. I like the suburbs and the fact that people smile and say hello for no good reason. I like that the houses don't generally have fences and no one cares. I like the fact that my sister actually knows her neighbors and their dogs. I like the fact that the biggest shocker in the neighborhood was some kids smoking and selling pot. I like that I have never heard a gun shot at my sisters.

In short: I hate Los Angeles.

Posted by ed at October 13, 2002 4:51 PM

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But dodging bullets can be great exercise. ;)

Posted by: Linda at October 13, 2002 5:59 PM

I like the fact that you like where I live...and you're welcome here any time for as long as you want to be here. Love Ya!

Posted by: Sis at October 14, 2002 7:19 PM

Ed- I totally understand where you're coming from.. The only difference however, is that I am trying to get to LA and get the hell out of Reno... ;)

Posted by: bren at October 15, 2002 2:50 PM

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