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January 22, 2003
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Why do ugly women feel the need to bathe in perfume? Do they assume that it will distract people from how ugly they are?
Posted by ed at January 22, 2003 8:19 AM
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Yeah Ed. I always assumed that me bathing in perfumey stuff would distract from my ugliness. Guess I'm wrong!
Posted by: sarrah at January 22, 2003 11:10 AM
Sarrah, cut it out. :)
You know, I hate getting stuck near any person, ugly or otherwise, who's bathed in their perfume/cologne. Some of the fragrances these people drench themselves in are simply awful, and eyewatering. These people don't seem to understand the perfume rules: less is more, and if you can still smell your own perfume 1/2 hour after you've put it on, it's too strong, or all wrong. I always have a strong urge to take the nearest firehose to these folks.
Posted by: lysa at January 22, 2003 11:29 AM
Not only do they wear too much perfume, they wear clothes that say things like "Cute" or "Sexy" when they are neither.
Posted by: Lare at January 22, 2003 7:22 PM
LOL!
Posted by: Linda at January 22, 2003 8:01 PM
That is so TRUE!! I feel so bad for those poor fashon victims...
Posted by: bren at January 23, 2003 12:16 PM
How about women who wear midriff baring tops when they have bellies we'd rather not see? And blue eyeshadow. Bleh.
Posted by: lysa at January 23, 2003 2:16 PM