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May 5, 2003
"Dangerous and disturbing this is."
Okay, this is the funniest thing in the world (to me). Go get your tape of 'The Empire Strikes Back' (you do own the original trilogy, don't you?) and find the scene where Luke is training with Yoda and Yoda is telling him about the dark side and how it will corrupt you, etc. Just after Yoda tells Luke to clear his mind of questions I swear it looks like Yoda is dry humping Luke's back and going "Mmmm..." It's even funnier if you fast forward or rewind through the scene, 'cause you can see it faster. Hoo, boy! That's entertainment!
Even funnier is that Vicki has one of those talking Yoda things that you ask questions and he says stuff, kind of like a Magic 8 Ball. She asked it if he was pleasuring himself on Luke's back and he said no. But then I asked if he was humping Luke's back and he said yes! So he was humping Luke's back, he just didn't enjoy it! Bwaa ha ha!!!
Posted by ed at May 5, 2003 8:38 AM
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Ed, you're TOTALLY losing it. :)
Posted by: lysa at May 5, 2003 9:14 AM
nope i dont have those movies... i am thinking that lare and i have to have a star wars marathon this weekend just so i can see that
Posted by: bren at May 5, 2003 11:33 PM
Wow, I used to idolize Ed. I wanted to play guitar with no tone and cut my sleeves off my final conflict shirts...but now he is just a sad, obese programmer.
Posted by: g at May 6, 2003 12:56 PM
Don't forget unemployed. I'm unemployed too.
Posted by: Ed at May 6, 2003 1:26 PM
People like "g" piss me off. I mean, c'mon!!! Where the hell do you get off thinking you have the right to say Ed had no tone.
;)
Posted by: Lare at May 6, 2003 6:27 PM
I was just wondering, do you think "g" stands for gutless? Hmmm...
Posted by: Linda at May 7, 2003 4:25 PM
Wow that was creative
Posted by: g at May 8, 2003 1:37 PM
Well, I guess it doesn't compare to the genius quality of the "final conflict shirt" comment.
Posted by: Linda at May 8, 2003 4:44 PM
Calm down.....I really love Ed, I want to gay off with him. Some people can not handle sarcasm.
Posted by: g at May 12, 2003 12:21 PM
Hey now! Nobody else had better be lovin on my man but me! We all know that I don't tolerate other people declaring their love for my man!
Posted by: vicki at May 13, 2003 8:11 PM