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October 9, 2003
Fredpie wanted me to pass this on...
Hey, Ed! Maybe you can post this on the blogs for me, as I have working through other people's computers for a week now. Mine's being fixed....
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Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....no wonder we're so unhappy. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.
Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Which makes me Dorkey CootieKisser. Great.
Posted by ed at October 9, 2003 8:39 AM
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ok.. if i use my new last name i am
Crusty BanannaHead
I think it is kinda cute.... :-)
Posted by: bren at October 9, 2003 10:55 AM
Buttercup Chickenbrain?
Nobody calls me chickenbrain anymore...
Posted by: MTS at October 9, 2003 12:28 PM
I rather like mine.. I'm Buttercup Chuckletush! I think it suits me. Ya know, Princess Buttercup from "The Princess Bride", plus I love to laugh and i'm a 'butt' girl.
Posted by: vicki at October 9, 2003 2:18 PM
You know, my students LOVE Captain Underpants and so, as a class, we figured out our names and did an assignment based on this. For the whole day, we even had to call each other by our new names. Therefore, I was Mrs. Zippy Chickenshorts.
Posted by: Linda at October 9, 2003 7:36 PM