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October 24, 2003
Bad Joke of the Week
Since I missed posting the BJotW last friday I'll post two today. Aren't you lucky?
Read on if you dare...
This first one is for Oscar:
An Englishman, Scottsman and Irishman are sitting in a pub together and each orders a Guinness. After waiting the requisite time for the proper pouring, the three Guinnesses arrive at their table.
Just then, three flies that came in with the Frenchman at the next table simultaneously take a dive, separately into each man's drink. The trio are taken aback for a second but regain their composure.
The Englishman waves to the bar maiden and asks for a fresh pint.
The Scottsman plucks the fly from his Guinness and he continues drinking.
But the Irishman grabs the fly, holds it above his drink and shouts "SPIT IT OUT YA BASTARD! SPIT IT OUT!"
Wasn't that hilarious?! Here's one more:
A small, white duck goes into a bar, jumps on the barstool, orders a shot of booze and says to the bartender "listen, I'm a bricklayer on the construction site nearby. The works will last for some time and I'll be coming here every day around lunchtime for a shot of booze, so think about some discount or something". The duck drinks the shot, jumps off the stool and goes out.
The bartender is shocked, he's never seen a talking duck before, so he calls his friend who owns a circus: "listen, there's a talking duck coming to my bar, come tomorrow around lunchtime and see for yourself'. So the next day the circus owner waits in the bar and the duck goes in, jumps on the barstool and orders a shot of booze. The circus manager overcomes his awe and says: "Hello sir, I'm a circus owner and I wan't to offer you a job. I can give you whatever money you want, plus a company car, a cell phone, best hotels, best women, whatever you want". The duck considers his offer for a moment and says "so you're a circus owner, right?"
"Right" "And your circus is one of those big tents, right?" "Right." "With a sandy arena in the middle?" "Yes" "And with rows of seats around?" "Correct" "So what the fuck you need a bricklayer for???"
Posted by ed at October 24, 2003 9:23 AM
Comments
The second joke could be worse. The circus owner could be a multi-billionaire CEO of a childrens' entertainment company looking to move into professional sports.
Who'd support such a mickey mouse organization?
Posted by: Lare at October 25, 2003 5:41 PM