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October 31, 2003
Bad Joke of the Week
This one is for Vince, who told me this one a long time ago:
A man walks into a bar he's never been in before. He sees a horse in the corner of the building, and a bucket full of money next to him. He orders a beer and asks the bartender about the horse. "It's a sort of game we have - you put five dollars in the bucket and you try to make the horse laugh. If you do, you get the bucket of money."
So the man finishes his beer, walks over to the horse and drops a fiver in the bucket. He whispers something in the horse's ear, and the horse is just about rolling on the floor laughing. Man takes the bucket o' cash and leaves.
Next week, same man, same bar, same horse - except the bartender says the rules have changed: in order to score the cash you have to make the horse cry. So our man finishes his beer, walks over to the horse, drops a five in the bucket, and soon after the equine is bawling it's eyes out. The man grabs the bucket and starts to leave, but the bartender stops him and asks "So how did you do it?"
The man replies "Last week I told him I was hung better than he was, this week I showed him."
Posted by ed at October 31, 2003 10:41 AM