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November 7, 2003

Bad Joke of the Week

A two for one special today folks! (Because they are small jokes.)

This one is for my new bother-in-law, Kirk:

An angry woman walks up to the golf course attendant and says, "I just got stung by a bee right between the first and second holes!"

The attendant says, "Well Ma'am, I'd reccomend you narrow your stance a bit."

And this is for Lare:

Q: Why is drinking American beer like making love in a canoe? A: Because it's fucking near water.

Posted by ed at November 7, 2003 11:49 AM

Comments

Classic Eric Idle line.

Posted by: Lare at November 8, 2003 12:13 AM

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