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November 26, 2003
Bad Joke of the Week (virtual Friday edition!)
Yeah, I know it's only Wednesday but for me it's virtual Friday, since I'm off work the next two days and will be offline for the most part. So here you are:
A hunter shoots a duck out of the air and it lands inside a fence. When he jumps the fence to retrieve it a rancher comes out of his house and says, "Hold on there, partner. That duck's on my property, it belongs to me."
The hunter says, "But I shot the duck. I'm sorry it landed in your fence, but it belongs to me."
"Nothing doing," says the rancher. "That duck is mine."
"I've got an idea," the hunter said. "I'll challenge you for it. I'll kick you in the nuts, then you kick me in the nuts, and we'll go back and forth until someone gives up. The winner gets the duck."
"Okay, sounds good" the rancher said. So the hunter squares up on him and with all his might lands a crushing blow right to the ranchers balls. The rancher goes down, wailing in agony, rolling on the ground and turning blue. After a minute or two of whimpering in excruciating pain the rancher gets up and says, "That was a pretty good shot, but now it's my turn."
The hunter says, "Nah, on second thought, you can have the duck."
Posted by ed at November 26, 2003 8:58 AM
Comments
ok Ed, that was a good one, predictable but good
Posted by: Lewis at November 26, 2003 6:35 PM