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December 18, 2003
Bad Joke of the Week (Early Edition)
Since I'm going to be flying out to California on Friday I figure I'll post the BJotW now. And, since I'm flying back next Friday, I'm posting two jokes today! Aren't you lucky!
This one Oscar sent me:
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a drink.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like 'The King', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only drink made with pure Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
And here's number 2:
A typical Texan hears of the drinking prowess of the Irish, and decides to investigate for himself.
He flies to Ireland, and goes to a small pub, walks in, and makes his offer: "I've got $10,000 for any man who can drink ten pints of Guinness in 10 minutes, I'll be here all night, so go tell your friends."
A small guy in the back of the bar gets up, walks up to the Texan, and says "I'll be right back."
15 minutes later, the small Irish guy comes back alone, walks up to the bar, and orders the 10 pints.
In 9 minutes the ten pints are gone, and the texan is paying him the money, saying "Boy, I figured you were gonna go get some big guy to take the challenge, where did you get off to?"
The Irish guy says "Oh no, I just had to go to me other pub and see if I could do it first."
Posted by ed at December 18, 2003 1:52 PM