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January 17, 2004
Bad Joke of the Week
One day there was this old durnk that couldent pay his bill so the bartender thought he should have a little fun with him. "okay, if you want to clear your debt you go to do three things." says the bartender. "first, you go to the other end of the bar where that big guy is, you got to knock him out with one punch."
"Then you got to go in the back room where I got this old bullbog back there with a bad tooth.You got to go back there and pull it out."
At this point the old drunk gives the bartender a confused look an nods in understanding.
"Now the last thing that you got to do, you see that old lady down there, she ain't been with a man ever in her life. You go to go and give her the orgasam of her life. You got me?"
The drunk stands up strait, walks down to the end of the bar and suckerpunches the big guy in the back of the head. Before his body hits the floor he walks to the back room and closes the door. After a few minetes of growling and cursing everything goes quiet in the back room. A few seconds latter the drunk opens the door and walks down to the other end of the bar where the old lady sits.
"Excuse me pretty ladie." He says with a grin. "I heard that you had a tooth that need pullin."
Posted by ed at January 17, 2004 7:11 PM