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February 6, 2004
Bad Joke(s) of the Week
I've been slacking so here's two bad jokes:
#1:
A guy walks into a bar and sees sitting upon the bar a tiny little man, less than a foot high, playing a tiny little piano. He asks the bartender about it, and the bartender tells him that he has a genie that lives in his shirt pocket that grants him wishes. The guy asks to try it out, and the bartender agrees, but warns him that the genie is hard of hearing. So, speaking slowly and loudly, the guys leans towards the bartender's shirt pocket and says "I wish I had a million bucks!". "QUACK, QUACK, QUACK"...the bar fills up with ducks. The guy yells at the bartender about the intolerable situation, and the bartender responds...(wait for it...)
"I warned you the genie was hard of hearing...do you think I asked for an eight-inch pianist?"
#2:
There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of doin it, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a dildo and reading the newspaper. She gets completely upset. You bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years. You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly, "I'll explain the dildo if you can explain our three kids."
Posted by ed at February 6, 2004 2:27 PM