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March 26, 2004
Bad Joke or the Week
Duck walks into a bar. Jumps up onto the barstool. Says to the bartender "You got any bread?"
Bartender says, "Look, we don't have bread and we dont serve ducks. Now get out!"
Next day, duck walks into the bar, jumps up onto the stool. Says to the bartender "You got any bread?"
Bartender says "I told you duck, we dont serve ducks and we don't have bread."
Next day, same thing. Duck jumps on the barstool, says to the bartender "You got any bread?"
Bartender says "Look here duck. If you come back here asking for bread one more time, I'm gonna nail your bill to the counter."
The next day, the duck walks into the bar and jumps up ont the barstool. He says to the bartender "Got any nails?"
Bartender says "No."
The duck says "You got any bread?"
Posted by ed at March 26, 2004 10:25 AM
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Posted by: Lare at March 26, 2004 4:26 PM