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May 28, 2004
Bad Joke of the Week(Long weekend edition)
I've been too busy to scrounge up bad jokes lately, but today I found some really bad ones, and since it's a long weekend I'll go for a twofer:
First one:
Two friends, one an optimist and the other a pessimist, could never agree on any topic of discussion. One day the optimist decided that he had found a good way to pull his friend out of his contstant pessimistic thinking. The optimist owned a hunting dog that could walk on water! The optimist decided to take the pessimist and the dog out duck hunting in a boat. They got out into the middle of the lake, and the optimist shot down a duck. The dog immediately walked out across the water, retrieved the duck and walked right back into the boat! The optimist looked at his pessimistic friend and asked, "Well, what do you think about that?!" The pessimist replied, "So, your dumb dog can't swim, can he?!"
Second one:
An atheist was spending a quiet evening walking through the woods when suddenly he was attacked by a werewolf! In one quick motion, the werewolf tossed him to the ground! The werewolf then towered over the atheist with its mouth open, ready to devour the man! As the werewolf began to drool, the atheist cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!" Suddenly, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and the atheist heard a booming voice from the clouds say, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!" The terrified atheist replied, "Come on, God! Please, give me a break! Two minutes ago I didn't believe in werewolves either!"
Posted by ed at May 28, 2004 2:09 PM