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November 23, 2004
Bad Joke
Vicki just forwarded this one to me. I had to share:
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a
half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a
head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of
bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk stated, "You
must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation. She was, however, a
bit intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
Here's a related joke Andy sent me:
Woman's standing in line at the store, the drunk guy behind her says "Can I smell your pussy?"
She says "CERTAINLY NOT!"
Drunk says "Must be your feet then."
Posted by ed at November 23, 2004 1:29 PM
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