Yeah, so I got laid off today. 3.5 years seemed a lot longer than that. Oh well.
I found this one in this FARK thread:
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out in heaven, feeling rather bored, so Pascal suggests a game of hide and seek. Einstein is chosen to be it, and he covers his eyes and counts as Newton and Pascal go to hide. Einstein reaches 60 and opens his eyes only to discover Newton standing right there out in the open.
Einstein goes over to him and says, "What are you doing? You are supposed to hide. You made it too easy for me to find you, Isaac."
Newton points to the ground at his feet, and Einstein looks down to see there is a square drawn on the ground, one meter to a side. Newton is standing inside this square.
"You haven't found Newton," he says, and smiles smugly, confident in his victory.