During a storm that left .84 inches of rain in one evening, the home depot crew was still washing the delivery trucks. Must have been a bitch to dry.
Come to think of it I see weird stuff all the time, like:
A 70's beater civic with "007" spraypainted across the side.
Some Vespa rider on the freeway. He rear ended a semi.
A brand new F430 parked next to Burrito Shack #17.
I recognized the guy moving pallets around at Vons. It was Joe Bastard (former bassist from Total Chaos). He says "Hi" to everyone.
While asking a shipper if she had anything going out today, she responded "You mean,.....personally?" Eek.
While wearing a knee brace, a 60+ year old woman asked if it was too tight, then proceeded to stick two fingers between my brace and my knee and starts fingering my patella. Then she says, "You it's just tight enough when you can get two fingers in," then winks. Mortified, I haven't comepletely recovered from the trauma.
Almost ran over a Mateo look alike. I swear he has a long lost twin. This guy was such a clone that I called Mat to apologize.
A picture is worth a one thousand six hundred twenty words
Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"
You are blue collar and Rock n Roll. You Work hard and party harder.
Only on an ebay auction could you get a brand new car with 5 miles on the odometer and a salvage title. Truly fucked up!