March 24, 2005
Crazy Things I See Everyday...

During a storm that left .84 inches of rain in one evening, the home depot crew was still washing the delivery trucks. Must have been a bitch to dry.
carwash

Come to think of it I see weird stuff all the time, like:
A 70's beater civic with "007" spraypainted across the side.
Some Vespa rider on the freeway. He rear ended a semi.
A brand new F430 parked next to Burrito Shack #17.
I recognized the guy moving pallets around at Vons. It was Joe Bastard (former bassist from Total Chaos). He says "Hi" to everyone.
While asking a shipper if she had anything going out today, she responded "You mean,.....personally?" Eek.
While wearing a knee brace, a 60+ year old woman asked if it was too tight, then proceeded to stick two fingers between my brace and my knee and starts fingering my patella. Then she says, "You it's just tight enough when you can get two fingers in," then winks. Mortified, I haven't comepletely recovered from the trauma.
Almost ran over a Mateo look alike. I swear he has a long lost twin. This guy was such a clone that I called Mat to apologize.

Posted by lare at 10:37 AM
To Sum Up Ed's Party...

A picture is worth a one thousand six hundred twenty words1620.jpg

Posted by lare at 10:35 AM
March 09, 2005
Beer Not Fattening: It's Official...

DRINK UP SUCKERS!!!

Posted by lare at 08:20 PM
Hello Cleveland...

Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

Cleveland
You are blue collar and Rock n Roll. You Work hard and party harder.

Posted by lare at 08:08 PM
March 04, 2005
DOH!!!

Only on an ebay auction could you get a brand new car with 5 miles on the odometer and a salvage title. Truly fucked up!

Posted by lare at 10:26 PM