I have been ill with some mystery crap now for a week, no 2 Dr's can agree on what I have ( I have seen 3 different Dr's), maybe some mean tropical crap who knows...my questions is...Are all Dr's pimps for Vampires? Why do I have to give so much blood?So far in 5 days I have given 18 vials of blood. I am surprised I am still walking...I hate beeing sick!
We live in a small town, that until about 3 years ago was a farming community, now it is mostly suburbs, with some farms mixed in. Well every year on the Wed. before Thanksgiving they hold the annual Turkey Testicle Festival. This is odd to me. First of all why would anyone want to eat Turkey Testicles? Exactly where are they on the Turkey? Someone must have really been bored to have come up with that one. They make a big batch, about 800 pounds of fried Turkey Testicles and get this, give them away for free! I think that this is because no one in their right mind would pay for them! I know I would not. I am thinking that who ever took the time to find the turkey's testicle needs a life.
The sad thing is that in the three years that we have lived here, not one of us, me, Vicki or Kirk, have made it to the Turkey Testicle Festival, maybe we should call in sick off our trips and finally attend to see what all the fuss is about. I am not eating them, I don't care what they say...something about biting into a testicle...UGH.
My Friend Vicki is dating my brother Ed. This is sometimes a wierd (but good)thing...sometimes I get attacked by TMI. This makes things difficult sometimes...since Vick and I share alot of stuff about the men in out lives or stories about stuff they do...well we have come to a solution for the TMI attacks.
Ed my brother becomes "the guy Ed that Vick is seeing." That makes it easier.When she wants to talk girl stuff, we say things like, you know that guy Ed that I am seeing...or simply Ed, or how is that guy your dating named Ed, when I am supposed to be his sister it is "your brother Ed." Each phrase puts me in the correct frame of mind...so to speak.
Some times it is still hard not to remember that I was the one to teach him certian things and that once upon a time, changed his diaper...
Oh brother, I was a passanger on one of our AAirplanes and I was embarassed by the FA's on the flight...jez, if they smiled I was afraid their face might crack! They were so nasty and rude to the passangers! If you don't like your job freekin leave! Give those of us who have the ability to be nice to DUMB people a chance to move up!
I am soooo glad to be home. It is quite and familiar...hey and they have put up a barrier on the rollerblading rink so that they can flood it in the winter to ice skate...hey ED wanna skate?
Why is it that when people go to the airport they become totally stupid? Is it something to do with the security screenings that erase any logical thought process or common sense from humans? And do the jet ways take away all thought process at all? How hard is it to put your luggage in an overhead bin? How about when a flight attendant tells you "THAT WON'T FIT," why do they feel the need to prove us wrong? My personal favorite was a dumb person telling me he know the airplane better than I do, lets see...I fly an average of 6 hours every day...3 to four days a week, 52 weeks a year...and I know he was not a pilots...even they know flight attendants fly more than they do...
I see dumb people...